How Do You Spell Relief?
Tom had never been on a fishing boat before, and he was now thinking it was the stupidest thing he’d ever done in his life. Who would ever have believed that seasickness could be this awful? With every pitch and roll, Tom wondered how he was going to survive the remaining two hours of the trip.
One of the deckhands came up to him and said, “Don’t worry, young fella.
Nobody ever died of seasickness.”
“You’ve just taken away my last hope for relief,” Tom said.
Monsterous Pun
Once there was a monster, similar to the one from Loch Ness, living in the Thames River in London. It terrorized the ity’s inhabitants until one day, those who were true and brave enough, gathered their strength together and killed the monster. In order to deal with this landfall of suddenly available meat, they ground its carcass into spicy German sausages. Charles Dickens, at the time a reporter for The Times, wrote a newspaper article describing the events. The headline read: IT WAS THE BEAST OF THAMES; IT WAS THE WURST OF THAMES!
PUnny
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counsellor.When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.
“Oh” said the counsellor, “I see what the problem is. You can’t decide whether to marry for batter or verse.”
