Two poodles were chatting.
“I can’t figure it out,” said the first dog. “I’m in perfect physical shape, but I’m constantly anxious.”
The second dog says, “Why don’t you go to a psychiatrist?”
To this the first dog remarks, “How can I? I’m not allowed on the couch!!”
A man needs a heart transplant and is put on the top of the priority list. Days are passing by, but there is still no available compatible heart. As death becomes imminent, his doctor presents him with a possible life-saving alternative.
“Jim, we want to help you, but we cannot find a compatible human heart. However, we are testing animal hearts in humans and can offer you a sheep heart. Are you willing?”
The man agrees after weighing the options, and the surgeon transplants the sheep heart into him. A few days after the operation, the man comes in for a checkup. The doctor asks him “How are you feeling?” The man replies “Not BAAAAD!”
There is an Indian tribe near here that has a problem: they can’t sleep. It is a small tribe; only 500 members, but every one has insomnia. They are called the Indian-napless 500.
