A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination: “How would you go about dispersing a crowd?”
He answered: “Take up an offering. That does it every time.”
A clergyman had just enjoyed a hearty chicken dinner at the home of a rural parishioner. Gazing out the window, he remarked: “That rooster seems a mighty proud and happy bird.”
“He should,” the host replied. “His oldest son just entered the ministry.”
A famous lawyer found himself at heaven’s gates confronting St. Peter. He protested that it was all a mistake: he was only 49 and far too young to be dead.
“That’s odd,” said St. Peter, “according to the hours you’ve billed you’re 119 years old.”
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